Gimmie some sugar
Why would I want to know that? Yeah, I do that with my stupidness. Shinier than yours, meatbag. Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them? It may comfort you to know that Fry’s death took only fifteen seconds, yet the pain was so intense, that it felt to him like fifteen years. And it goes without saying, it caused him to empty his bowels. Then we’ll go with that data file! Why would a robot need to drink? I videotape every customer that comes in here, so that I may blackmail them later.
Is this real?
Well, I didn’t hear anybody laughing, did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. Makes sound effects and laughs. Where was I? Oh yeah! Stay out of my booze. I didn’t think it was physically possible, but this both sucks *and* blows. Oh, everything looks bad if you remember it.
Only the best!
Don’t act so surprised, Your Highness. You weren’t on any mercy mission this time. Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by Rebel spies. I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you. Dantooine. They’re on Dantooine. Don’t underestimate the Force. Ye-ha! The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers. Red Five standing by. Kid, I’ve flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff, but I’ve never seen anything to make me believe there’s one all-powerful Force controlling everything. There’s no mystical energy field that controls my destiny. It’s all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.