The Best Team
Kids don’t turn rotten just from watching TV. Yes. You gave me a dollar and some candy. Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them? Is that a cooking show? Incidentally, you have a dime up your nose. No! The cat shelter’s on to me.
Response from Isaac Newton
Alderaan is peaceful. We have no weapons. You can’t possibly… Oh God, my uncle. How am I ever gonna explain this? Hey, Luke! May the Force be with you. What?!
Is this real?
Well, I didn’t hear anybody laughing, did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. Makes sound effects and laughs. Where was I? Oh yeah! Stay out of my booze. I didn’t think it was physically possible, but this both sucks *and* blows. Oh, everything looks bad if you remember it.
Only the best!
Don’t act so surprised, Your Highness. You weren’t on any mercy mission this time. Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by Rebel spies. I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you. Dantooine. They’re on Dantooine. Don’t underestimate the Force. Ye-ha! The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers. Red Five standing by. Kid, I’ve flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff, but I’ve never seen anything to make me believe there’s one all-powerful Force controlling everything. There’s no mystical energy field that controls my destiny. It’s all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.