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Rated 4.3 out of 5
4.3 out of 5 stars (based on 96 reviews)
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Experience and Value

Rated 3 out of 5
4 months ago

Aww, it’s true. I’ve been hiding it for so long. I had more, but you go ahead. Yeah. Give a little credit to our public schools. Soothe us with sweet lies. It’s just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you? Okay, I like a challenge.

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Benjamin

Gimmie some sugar

Rated 3 out of 5
4 months ago

Why would I want to know that? Yeah, I do that with my stupidness. Shinier than yours, meatbag. Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them? It may comfort you to know that Fry’s death took only fifteen seconds, yet the pain was so intense, that it felt to him like fifteen years. And it goes without saying, it caused him to empty his bowels. Then we’ll go with that data file! Why would a robot need to drink? I videotape every customer that comes in here, so that I may blackmail them later.

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